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You DON'T Look Mahvelous, Darling.

The blog of HUUUMAAAAN GAAAARBAAAAAAGE
Oct 21 '14

(Source: comedybeanbag)

Oct 21 '14

Sitting in my car outside my house listening to music because I’m saaaaaaaaaaaaad

Oct 21 '14

danielkessler:

"OYSTER SHELLS HAND PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE LUCILLE BALL! YOU’LL LOVE OYSTER LUCY"

"Oh Mister Mooney, I’ve just gotta meet Bob Cummings"

Oct 21 '14

(Source: walmart-sushi)

Oct 21 '14

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

johndarnielle is this your bedroom

(Source: chipsandbeermag)

Oct 21 '14

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces)

Oct 21 '14

weirdnessisgood:

The Room

Oct 21 '14

charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

(Source: tete-pownshend)

Oct 20 '14

Turned the dark existential thought into a pretty interesting movie idea and now I’m curious on what that says about me as I feel a bit more detatched, or I don’t know, objective about it.

Oct 20 '14

I had a really dark, weird existential thought and now I’m feeling very sad.

1 note Tags: wow
Oct 20 '14

dopernose:

"Bill. Fucking. Murray." -people who post buzzfeed articles on Facebook

Oct 20 '14

You’re fucking mentally ill.

important

(Source: plusfortquelefeu)

Oct 20 '14
My favorite button to any sketch ever.

My favorite button to any sketch ever.

Oct 20 '14
moviesludge:

we’ll have a nice calm CONCUSSION DISCUSSION

moviesludge:

we’ll have a nice calm CONCUSSION DISCUSSION

Oct 20 '14

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap