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You DON'T Look Mahvelous, Darling.

The blog of HUUUMAAAAN GAAAARBAAAAAAGE
Sep 2 '14

(Source: intertnet)

Sep 2 '14

late last night when i woke up to p*ss and feel sick and not be able to fall asleep again, I started thinking about a simpsons spec script I’ve had in mind for a while, and I actually started thinking about dialogue and scenarios and how it’d play it out and that filled me with a little excitement.

Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14

questionabletastetheatre:

Some literal signage from Drunk History.

Sep 2 '14
"Jason will be returning (to The League) with a special Rafi / Dirty Randy episode with June Diane Raphael. That’s right! June is finally in The League and she’s with Seth Rogen and Jason Mantzoukas, in a really, really super funny episode."
THE GREATEST NEWS from Paul Scheer (x)
Sep 2 '14

also heard Allan McLeod as a middle aged woman/dog buying chocolate

Sep 2 '14

BoJack Horseman reminds me of how much I love Eastbound and Down, and also why animated shows can be pretty awkward early on. But I’ll stick around. I heard it gets good good, so you know… episode 1 down.

i’m glad aaron paul is having fun

Sep 2 '14
Talking Heads - Pulled Up (Talking Heads: 77)

pinatapup:

Talking Heads - Pulled Up

Sep 2 '14
Fatlip - What's Up Fatlip (The Loneliest Punk)

yellowswans:

Fatlip - What’s Up Fatlip

Sep 2 '14
They already won me over, damn.

They already won me over, damn.

Sep 2 '14

Holy Christ I’m going to cough myself to death. The rest of my face doesn’t hurt as much but my coughing is insane. Someone arrest my cough.

Sep 2 '14
tendads:

Fargo (1996, Dir. Joel & Ethan Coen)

tendads:

Fargo (1996, Dir. Joel & Ethan Coen)

Sep 2 '14

nightlifeonmars:

Nightlife on Mars presents our “Be Yourself Special” – Thursday, 9/4!

Our guests for our 9/4 show includes:

Paco Romane - Paco Romane is an award-winning comedian, filmmaker (voted “Best Comedian” in the San Francisco Weekly and San Francisco Bay Guardian), actor, voice over actor, director, writer, musician, and producer.  Paco just appeared in Comedy Central’s “Drunk History San Francisco”!  He was also recently interviewed by NPR affiliate KQED for an article called “Paco Romane Edges Closer To a Comedic Breakthrough”. They sat down to discuss Paco’s comedy and experience as an actor and his show The Romane Event Comedy Show.  Recently he was invited to talk about comedy and sketch comedy with the Producers of SF Sketchfest on Michael Krasny’s Forum on NPR and was given the rare opportunity to perform live on the air with Killing My Lobster the Bay Area’s premier sketch comedy group.

Deb Campo - Watching Debbie perform is like being in the company of a good friend.  Her saucy, edgy sense of humor appeals to many audiences, treating the crowd like guests at her party! Making it to the finals of Nick at Nite’s Funniest Mom in America 3 with Roseanne Barr, she was also a finalist in  Rooster T. Feathers and 50 Mason Comedy Club comedy competitions. Creator and host of the Comedy Slam at Sam’s, she was also the house emcee for The Clubhouse at the San Francisco Comedy College.

Drew Harmon - Drew Harmon – Drew Harmon is a comedian, writer and one-time Bay Area Traffic and Weather TV reporter. Drew has been performing standup for more than six years to varying degrees of success and humility and is the creator and writer of the San Francisco Burger Blog, which was named one of the top ten Burger sites on the web, although they also said it was “very weird.”

Ryan Papazian - Ryan is a stand up comedian that hails from Orange County, California. Ryan began his comedy career when he was 18 at an open mic at the Hollywood Improv in 2008. Soon after he started grinding all over southern California. In summer 2011, he moved up to San Francisco. He has performed numerous times in comedy clubs in California. His persona can be described as the angst and vibrancy of a 7th grader combined with mindset of an old ship captain. His hilarious frustration and defeated demeanor with unruly audiences have made him a favorite among hecklers

Plus Jeff Anaya and more!

Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection!

Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

Sep 2 '14
COLLEGE ROCK 101. Gonna go listen to Two Princes by the Spin Doctors for 8 hours later. Want to hack the sack, brother?

COLLEGE ROCK 101. Gonna go listen to Two Princes by the Spin Doctors for 8 hours later. Want to hack the sack, brother?

Sep 2 '14

1st class was great. Teacher was great and supportive, and the first assignment isn’t too critical.

2nd class is literally about aesthetic. So if I’m on tumblr the whole time, I’m winning, right?