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You DON'T Look Mahvelous, Darling.

The blog of HUUUMAAAAN GAAAARBAAAAAAGE
Aug 20 '14

oddman11:

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1996)
Anaconda (2014)

Aug 20 '14
1) He’s a shark. 2) Keeps pulling out his gun at dinner. 3) Keeps pulling out his dick at lunch. 4) Constantly encourages you to say the n-word. 5) Frequently comments on wanting to kill your parents. 6) He’s an armadillo. 7) Keeps disassembling your bicycle in the morning. 8) He ate the dog. 9) Holds your hand so tight that he breaks it. 10) Unemployed. Gross!!
You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

1) He’s a shark.
2) Keeps pulling out his gun at dinner.
3) Keeps pulling out his dick at lunch.
4) Constantly encourages you to say the n-word.
5) Frequently comments on wanting to kill your parents.
6) He’s an armadillo.
7) Keeps disassembling your bicycle in the morning.
8) He ate the dog.
9) Holds your hand so tight that he breaks it.
10) Unemployed. Gross!!

You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

Aug 20 '14
THEY’RE GOING TO FIND HIM, CAPTURE HIM, AND STONE HIM TO DEATH LOTTERY STYLE BEFORE THEY FEED HIM TO THE MEESE (multiple moose in Canada-land).
You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

THEY’RE GOING TO FIND HIM, CAPTURE HIM, AND STONE HIM TO DEATH LOTTERY STYLE BEFORE THEY FEED HIM TO THE MEESE (multiple moose in Canada-land).

You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

Aug 20 '14
Everyone you know just died :/
You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

Everyone you know just died :/

You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

Aug 20 '14
"Short films allow you to figure out your voice and how you work as a filmmaker. Making shorts is a vital step for any filmmaker, despite what people might tell you."

Martha Stephens

We talk to the co-writers/directors of Land Ho! about their collaborative process and why short films are so important to a filmmaker’s development.

(via tribecafilm)

Fuck yeah. I’m NOT wasting my time.
6/20 down.

(Source: tribecafilm.com)

Aug 20 '14

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: femintits)

Aug 20 '14
Ween - Zoloft (Quebec)
Aug 20 '14
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Aug 20 '14
nnnNNNOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL OR YOU GET THE HOSE AGAIN

nnnNNNOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL OR YOU GET THE HOSE AGAIN

Aug 20 '14

By the way, everyone rewatch Ocean’s Thirteen for 2 reasons:

1) it’s good
2) Armen Weitzman is in it.

That is all, good night.

Aug 20 '14

stanleypuberick:

thelawnwrangler:

stanleypuberick:

thelawnwrangler:

e-phraim:

thelawnwrangler:

This was an evening of enlightenment, happiness, laughs, bits, riffs, and kamikaze orgasms.

Pete Holmes is the best person and You Made it Weird is the best thing.

rocky !!!

oh wow, holy shit. one of the happier moments of 2013, for sure. 

dont get movie theater popcorn butter on that shirt pls it’s a blessing

you got it. i know the popcorn butter pain, though. when i worked at a theater, i got friggin’ butter in my hair. it was not cool.

let’s everyone talk about popcorn butter.

my coworker said to put splenda on the stain and it goes away but he was wrong. butter is the only downside to working at a cool movie theater. that and rude customers.

Customers? They can be FUCKING. TERRIBLE. Ugh. Why do people go to the movies to be such grumpy assholes?

Aug 20 '14

stanleypuberick:

thelawnwrangler:

e-phraim:

thelawnwrangler:

This was an evening of enlightenment, happiness, laughs, bits, riffs, and kamikaze orgasms.

Pete Holmes is the best person and You Made it Weird is the best thing.

rocky !!!

oh wow, holy shit. one of the happier moments of 2013, for sure. 

dont get movie theater popcorn butter on that shirt pls it’s a blessing

you got it. i know the popcorn butter pain, though. when i worked at a theater, i got friggin’ butter in my hair. it was not cool.

let’s everyone talk about popcorn butter.

Aug 20 '14
Pete Holmes & Joe DeRosa - I Can't Believe it's Not Butter Continued

burnettski92:

 One of the best moments in YMIW’s Joe DeRosa episode.

Aug 20 '14

i seemed skinnier back then, even though i felt like i was getting fat back then (was slightly right)

college #drools