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YOU MAKE THE LORD... VERY NERVOUS.
Oct 3 '12
"Would you like an old turnip we found in a cabinet, would that be good for you? Would you like that? I know you don’t drink. Or my girlfriend left an old nuva ring in the fridge? Would you like that? Would that be good for you? I know you don’t drink."
John Mulaney imitating people who offer him non-alcoholic options at parties. (via iamanassscat)

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